Hi!
“Hi davka! It’s been 210 days since you joined Xanga… won’t you support us by going Premium?”
No, I will not. I began using your service because it was free, and I will continue to do so, while it remains free. Seeing as you address me as if you are a person, I feel obliged to address you as a person, too. And so, I politely request you to stop asking me to subscribe to your paying service. I hope you understand, and that we can still be friends.
Yours sincerely,
Brad.