So far we have assumed that our game animals have been standing or moving slowly and that they have been broadside to the hunter or slightly quartering. It would be very pleasant indeed if animals always presented themselves like that.

Jack O'Connor, The Art of Hunting Big Game in North America, Outdoor Life, 1967.

You can either eat tuna for three months or look at it for a lifetime.

Kevin Flutey, in Rosaleen MacBrayne, "Taxidermist takes on Tina Tuna", in The New Zealand Herald, 2 September 2005.