Instructions Regarding the Proper Response to Chain Email

One38.org didn't always merely host 1000 Ridiculous Tragedies—they used to have lots of vaguely net.art related paraphenalia up there, including some cool chain email manipulations. How can I get my hands on one of these, I hear my crazed audience drooling, rising off your collective seats—craze no more, audience, I have located them for you, thanks to the fantastic Internet Archive. The original intro to the project is here and the emails themselves are here, here, here and here. Perfect for responding to people who find the scroll-down instructions in your average chain email a suspenseful and interesting distraction. Kill yourself so we may rock.